Confession.

I am a male. Age 23 and I’m lactating. My breasts have never been so sore not even after receiving titty twisters from bully-school mates. They had hair down there long before I stopped playing with dolls. I haven’t masturbated in months because I’ve lost my imagination. I close my eyes and I see my father, little girls, german shephards and TV news commentators, but no voluptuous, pouty lipped, naked-female sex kittens, wincing in ecstasy from the illusory positions I’ve conjured up in my mind. No, when I close my eyes I see lizards and flipper babies, the ones who were born deformed because their mothers took bad birth control pills. I’m seriously afraid to touch myself.

Kurt Cobain

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